I’m so annoyed with the whole ‘you can’t hate that character’ attitude because heck— Yes. Yes you can hate a character. And you don’t need some deep as hell reason for it, you can hate a character just because. The only thing you shouldn’t do is be an asshole and trash the character in the tags or to the people who love them, that’s all

fun first date ideas: overthrow ur government w/ the bae


i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success


here is some stuff i am tired of in my young adult lit:

  • our heroine tires of silly useless femme girls 
  • also those girls are probably bitches
  • thoughtful/taciturn fathers and emotional/babbling mother
  • everyone is an only child unless they have an annoying little brother
  • protagonists with no interests, passions, or strong opinions
  • (he was a demon/angel/vampire/werewolf/boggart/gremlin who cared about literally nothing until he met me and now we care about literally nothing but each other)
  • condescension is sexy
  • lol what are other women how do you friendship them
  • this love triangle: popular or dangerous guy + heroine + her male best friend
  • "well then maybe i don’t want to be a princess!!!" (feminine royalty as a gilded cage that you run away from in boots to join the joyously penniless)
  • first person snark
  • that was the summer my parents got divorced and my brother died and i moved across the country to live with my aunt who was friggin weird oh hey a cute boy
  • as a girl you’re not liberated or powerful until you have a sword
  • conversely as a girl don’t even worry your boyf has this under control
  • our heroine needs to learn to lighten up and go with the flow
  • why would he like me
  • greyscale covers of kids in flowing garments outside during a storm getting pneumonia




what type of rock is a really good friend

an opal

rocks will be your only friends if you ever use this joke


Fact: Pansexuals are greedy. Even greedier than their bisexual sister species. It is very common for a pansexual to hoard sexual partners like a dragon hoards treasure. An unrelated fact: Pansexuals are dragons.

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???


This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material


id hit up barnes and noble during the purge


envy was envious…

I can’t believe Mike Wazowski killed Markiplier


envy was envious…

I can’t believe Mike Wazowski killed Markiplier




electric toothbrushes are okay i guess, but i like to stick with my acoustic

There are no such things as acoustic toothbrushes. I think this is really offensive to gay people. Nevertheless, God bless us all.

#i’m not too sure what happened here