therunawayinthetardis:

imagine tamaki suoh in a dollar store

popularboyfriend:

my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”

art-of-whore:

i still cant believe the easter bunny died for our sins

k4rkl3s:

blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire

Why the hell is he laughing? Could it mean he knows something?

gnagster:

i put the :// in http://

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

douhgnut:

why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed

islandfruit:

bring in the dancing walharts

islandfruit:

bring in the dancing walharts